Oh! Why hello there. You seem to have caught me in my absolutely normal environment: an abandoned forest in the middle of winter.

There’s nothing quite like being in the woods. It really makes you think of an adjective or verb that is relevant to my brand, doesn’t it?

Why am I in the woods? Oh, my friend. If you need to ask, you need my lifestyle guidance. Here, use this affiliate link to get two audiobooks when you sign up for a free trial of Audible.

Truly, though, whomst among us has not found herself alone in the woods, perfectly made up, doing completely natural things like sitting absolutely normally in a tree? It is as universal an experience as laughing while eating salad.

Perhaps I am in the woods for a bonfire. See me gathering the sticks!

How my rippling laugh conveys jollity as I gather the sticks.

Here is a completely relevant anecdote about a time I set something on fire as a child. And a sentence about the emotions that are doubtless evoked by said memory! Ah, the feelings that one has when one is in the woods. They truly are caused by stimulation of specific regions of the human brain.

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What a time to be in the woods. Holding a birdhouse, perhaps.

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And now I’m going to be really real with you guys and tell you a feeling that I feel when I’m in the woods. Isn’t it just completely and totally an emotion that you might also have felt at some point? This is authentic engagement, and those are words that definitely mean a thing. Here are affiliate links to buy my boots, leggings, coat and hat (similar).

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