I’m Basically An Epidemiologist Now

That’s what they call it when you listen to a couple of podcasts and Google some stuff, right?

OK, fine, despite going to college for seven years and earning two degrees, I am somehow not an epidemiologist (turns out you have to actually study science). That has not stopped me from pumping out a near-daily coronavirus newsletter for the last month-plus, just like it hasn’t stopped your mom’s weird cousin from posting Facebook memes about how the virus is either (a) made up or (b) just a bad flu or (c) somehow due to 5G (in which case you’d think she’d get off her GD phone instead of posting links to junk science sites).

I don’t really know what I was thinking when I decided that now was the time to revive my newsletter, except that it seemed like the only thing I could do? Much like the federal government, I wasn’t sure how to respond to the COVID-19 pandemic, and I hastily came up with a plan, and now I’m staying the course with my half-plan even though I don’t know where I’m going with it or why I’m doing this particular thing or how long I expect it will last.

Here’s what I do know:

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